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Hardly eloquent

Eh tmrw is Monday. Don’t like Mondays.

I have these vastly different lines about ATC crammed into a small corner of my brain right now, unable to put into coherent sentences ):

But yeah I loved the part where we sang pingpongball the whole way into the campsite and irritated the shit out of the guys

And all the nice instructors + Beaver + Brandon + Min Ee & all the people yelling at me to do the horrifying flying fox and the other parts of the skimpy HRE!

To Wooytie and Winnie for having lunch with me (: And Wooytie’s serious attempt at turning emo x)

And to my mostly-extremely-quiet group one teammates: yay!
Morning jogs, pineapple cubes and squadmates. I like!

Apologies for incoherence P:

 

CUBE IT!

I am lost in an abyss of darkness.
Then I am found. How apt.

Tomorrow there’s no school! Tomorrow I will spend three days in a tent with my squaddies! Tomorrow I have groupmates Chlorine and Panda! Chlorine, Panda and The Rodent. Hahaah! Tomorrow and this weekend will most prolly be the last camp that we function as cadets

Heh. I miss the time we pumped on tar in the rain with bong yelling “RESPECT! YOU DONT KNOW RESPECT! I TEACH YOU RESPECT! DOWN!” Never fails to come up, I’m telling you.

I rather be running rounds although I’m ingeniously out of shape than look at those eye-rolling, muttering (we will not say assholes)… kids. Amazing you know, the size of the guts they have to relabel cord as ‘flagellum’. And we are supposed to keep the image of ‘Angels from Heaven here for you to step all over’. Evil terrible terrors ugh ugh arrrrgh.

Never mind them, I get to sleep till 10am tmrw ^^ 

♥ RVNP! &2B

 

12:42 AM

Returned from night cycling at ECP a while ago :D Chaperoned by Ed’s sporty parents, since we aren’t of age yet (my curfew was four whole hours ago!). Mmm we shall go again and do a real biking trip when we’re eighteen.

Lnard, Siyao, Riea and I dropped by Tanah Merah but Alan wasn’t there, so we went to Bedok to Ed’s before renting bikes at ECP. We biked twice around ECP (the highway roads) while belting The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls. Very addictive chorus.

Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We’ll make the great escape

Thank goodness it’s generally hard to go off-tune for this, so my ears had a pleasant evening. Whilst I was biking I felt I left the world behind. For a few moments I could feel that one cubic inch of worry-free naivety which was perfect bliss. It’s good to leave stuff behind when you have 50% for Chemistry (I mugged !@^&*#) -.- When I didnt mug for midyears I got 60%. Im not going to mug chem anymore zz and I kept on whining about it :/

We won’t hear a word they say
They don’t know us anyway

We passed by the Cable-Ski Park and I was really tempted to go right in cos the people on their boards looked like they were having the time of their lives. I must go back there to try it this holiday! No pictures anyway because Ed’s parents insisted we should not carry our cellphones to bike around for fear of radiation/dropping and crushing them etc.

Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight

The lights were beautiful, we could see the ships on the sea. There weren’t many stars tonight but I could feel the endorphins acting (aka sweat, in a nicer way) and my muscles tensed (: Then we went to the food centre to gorge on a very unhealthy supper of BBQ wings and countless sticks of mutton satay.
Ed grabbed the last stick of satay and pushed it deep into the bowl of spicy gravy and cried “To disgusting chemistry!” before offering the meat dripping with the gravy to me o.o He insisted that I eat it “in recognition of his efforts” and it ensued in a bike race around the cable ski park with the madman waving the mutton satay while pedalling and trying to reach me to stuff it into my mouth T.T while the rest of the lovely people sat and watched happily eh.

Whatever. The dumb actions cousin dearest likes to display publicly always makes me feel better =D

Then I need to do many many things this hols

Go back to the Cable-Ski Park
Prepare for MUN
Prepare for US trip
Prepare for promo
Learn how to write expositions
Buy a healthy album to listen to
Organise xmas gathering
More outings like these

I’ve actually lost the blogging bug so I’m just going to use this blog as a to-do list-cum-typical diary for the time being so I don’t have to worry about my growing perfectionist character :/

 

This Made Me Smile

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
- Arty

You make me smile too (:

 

“Believe your Noodly master, hon.”

My insides are feeling all chummy, like half-cooked Campbell mushroom soup. And when I feel this way emotionally, I like to go to newsstands and irritate the shop-keeper by talking to myself about the lack of freebies in the magazines or the overly expensive National Geographic GST where got go up so much, she must have hiked up the price but I buy a mag eventually anyway.

Haha I had totally no purpose in typing that paragraph.

My purpose is that you should all go see this:

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

These people believe that “

…The universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
A scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

Hahaha! It is considered as a Theory of Intelligent Design and they even wrote it to a school, offering to teach it as a subject. Right. Can you imagine, me or you, for this matter, graduating with Honors In The Theory of Intelligent Design: The Flying Spaghetti Monster. (dies laughing) Ok. I’m not going to go on laughing at this.. church because they have over ten million members and growing hahaha!

The letter will take a little bit of brain cells to understand, but laugh all you can at its stupidity before you do. Enjoy!

 

Digression is another way to say “Move On”

When you go shopping with dad and mom it’s FOC! if you know how to use to right words. 

A buffet at Lingzhi brought me to accquaintances with Lisawe whose name made my eyeballs enlarge 1.5 times in size when she scrawled it on the napkin. Nice girl though, I loved her shoes. Eh, I know you have more interesting things to look at on a stranger than her SHOES but whatever xD

i paused here for 2 minutes because i simply cannot remember whether accquaintance has two or one ‘c’s -.- this does not mean that my brain is rusty from prose. this means that i havent used friendster, myspace and facebook in a very very long time. did i mention that facebook guy is the bomb? not facebook, the guy who opened facebook =D
mmm hacker, harvard dropout, CEO. i like.

I think Versace has the best spectacle frames/sunglasses on earth but they’re so ridiculously priced. On the topic of just eating and eating and EATING, i seriously think im going to achieve heart attack or high blood pressure at a young and tender age of fifteen because, there is simply no signs of goddamed tummy fats or fats anywhere else for that matter. I had three buffets in what, four weeks?! Im going to call for official removal of my bile duct zzzz.

Then again I am still held by the ultimate shocker of the causes that usually lead to high school shootings, not by newspapers or sciency brain magazines but again the all formidable Picoult who most probably spent most of her time looking at guns and records of bullied students. Not that it’ll ever happen in SG, but the whole society caste thing that c’mon, exists most probably everywhere except Special Needs Schools, is terribly hurtful and mean. But it’s been there since forever, and I simply cannot understand why some people get picked on more easily and more often than others.

Maybe it’s because of an action by the victim that triggers more people into a negative reaction than it would do to the same group of people if someone else does it.
Maybe it’s just purely because of their looks, tone of voice, perspective and character.
Or maybe they just have some really bad karma.

I mean, I can sit on a tree and save the tree. But I can’t stop the entire movement on a forest unless I hire a firing squad on the treeloggers. The other alternative is to have a massive monetary empire like Bill Gates. THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION IS TO WRITE.

I like to be in charge of everything, to call the cues, decide the props, kill the characters, drop a bomb, call NG. And it doesn’t take a whole lot of effort with people management either, because it’s all just inside my head.

Oh charmaine charmaine. Maybe you’re just a lazy closet control-freak.

 

Mmm. A life never felt this good!

The math paper was a really really bad piece of shit, but i am power, baby! Anyway I went to Carl’s Jr with Hui Shan Kaylene Lydia Rachael and Hest for lunch and the burger was huge which got me bloated plus they had humongous servings of onion rings! The drink was far too carbonated though and I was lamenting to Hester on the way back to school that they wouldn’t kill me after so much mugging I did for the past ten days ho.

I still have things on my agenda, and hopefully I’m not becoming obsessive-compulsive :O i just do the listing in my brain, that’s all. Anyway me and Hest are going to THIMUN! With  GPA 3.9, choir, bio class guys + xu hao yu. So fun.

And I’m watching Huang Jin Yi on Monday whoopee Ed says that it is extremely insensible of me to invest seven bucks in a korean film because i’ll be bound to come out of it criticising the whole show -.- But I’m positive it’ll be good! Because the female lead is pretty heh.

Whee. Eileen Neo’s birthday is today, my dad’s is next wednesday, mine’s 24, Rita’s 25, Leeny’s 27 ! Oh and I can vaguely remember Shen Zi Hao and Joshua are also October people =D

I’m filled with this lovely bounding joy of yay-the-exams-are-over-and-i-shall-be-introverted-and-read-during-all-my-lessons-and-give-heck-about-everything-else! I swear chinese serial dramas with psychopaths (refer: Channel 8, 9PM) are the ultimate liberation ^^ 

 

Save me?

I am 101% willing to kiss a cow’s arse if I’m allowed to skip Physics paper tmrw.

PHYSICS P1
PHYSICS P2

CID 3
BIOLOGY P1
BIOLOGY P2

MATH P2

No actually I will not fail physics! like I have been doing for the whole of this year.
Because I have mugged the four laws of motion, which are v=u+at, v2=u2+2as, s=ut+1/2at2 & s=(v-u/2)t. And Newton’s first law states that any object in its state of rest of uniform motion in a straight line unless a resultant force acts upon it to change its state. inertia of an object is the reluctance of an object to move if at rest in the first instance or the reluctance of an object to stop moving if it is in motion in the first instance. inertia is the property of an object that resists a change in state. Newton’s 2nd law states that resultant force of an object is equal to the product of mass of the object and the acceleration, the direction being the same as that of the acceleration aka F=ma. When dealing with freefall it is W=mg. Terminal velocity is when the falling object stops accelerating due to air resistance = weight of object.

And and and thermometric properties. Longer length larger range, larger size of bore larger range, less liquid larger range. less liquid more responsive, lower specific heat capacity more responsive, thinner glass for bulb more responsive. smaller size of bore more sensitive, more liquid more sensitive, higher expansitivity, more sensitive. and the formula to count unknown temp. and work energy and power, Ke= 1/2mv2, W= fs cos teeter, loss in ke = gain in gpe. gpe = mgh. principal of the conservation of energy. when describing graph mention the interval, initial position then the velocity / spd in what direction what magnitude/ acc what direction what magnitude, final position. Power = workdone/timetaken.

Done (here and there)
Kinematics
Heat & Thermo
Work Energy Power

K. I have to mug:
Vectors
Rotational Motion
Stability
Pressure
Kinetic Theory of Matter.

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